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So Gleetarded

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1,2,3... in the place to be! It's the b-b-BEATARDSssssss and who???? G-L-E to the muthafuckin ....E ?????

I guess music nerds know what's hot. Wait a minute, WE ARE music nerds so of course they think this shit is hot! We think it's hot! Took a while cause it's been out longer that Leo Di Caprio's Growing Pains, but better late then pregnant right???

So if you are into the Tards and Glee, well pull down the curtains and break out the KY. It's going to be a special kind of night... You get to hear the red headed dude and pretend he is UTK the INC. And while your are hastily slathering lube onto both of your thighs you can imagine CHUCK WILD as your other dude with a mohawk dream hunk. And for the cherry on top, DJO as Leah Michelle. That's her name right? I only know cause she tried to holler at me to get her some blow one night at the Roxy but that's another story. Any how, check it out, season 3 episode Monkey Chunks.

Here's what they are going to play.


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We'll drink to that!

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Yo! For all you sports comedy fans and Charlie Sheen stalkers... The Beatards will be on the show Blue Mountain State! Well our music is on the show, that is... The episode wil air October 5th at 11 pm on SPIKE. (The channel for dudes) The episode is called "The Peak". Check it out! This chick is gonna be on the show. (we hope)

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Chillin with the Navii

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That's right party people and peoplettes! We are officially up on Pandora. Now you can look us up and listen to us for freeskies and listen to who they deem similar artists. I did this last week and Madonna??? came up! Not exactly sure where we compare... (tho Chuck is white and a dirty blond and Utk is just dirty... hahaha)

Anyhow, it seems only Big Bad Beat is up there right now, but some Beatards is better than no Beatards right???? Holla!

Our First Album

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Here is the cover for our first album, I'M THE DJ. Here is the cover art. It's going to be available as an exclusive tomorrow on Myspace for their New Music Tuesdays. You can download it for free there. If you are the charitable kind and want to help us keep making the tunes that make you shake your boots... Go to itunes and support a brotha (or three)!

Thanks!

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I'm The DJ Album drop tomorrow but first...

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Our very first album is dropping tomorrow! We did an exclusive with Myspace so go there tomorrow to download the good stuff! We are really excited for the album to finally be out there! (Even though we have already licensed out most of the songs to various TV shows and movies.)

And speaking of licensing, we licensed our song for this crazy water jet pack thingy. This is our song in the background!

The Beatards I'M THE DJ drops Aug 30th, 2011!

It's the Dog Days of August...

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Are you sweatin like you are listening to a Richard Simmons exercise tape? Wish you were one of the kids in the picture below? Splashing around like a cool fool outta school in a pool with a tool to make the hydrant drool? Bad rhymes aside, if you are looking for something that would fill that nagging little void in your life and help erase the impending dread of going back to skool... Look no further, it's the Dog Days Mixtape, lovingly put together by Chucky Chuck Wild. If you don't like it, you are probably the type that never got detention and snitched whenever someone hit you with a spitball. Don't hate, spread love and check out the mix here.

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Beatards Remix EP

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Hello again! On the eve of releasing our long over due debut album, I'M THE DJ, we have commissioned some of the best, our friends, and our best friends to remix some songs of ours for a remix EP. Check it out! On it are remixes from Clockwork, Emynd, Hellfire Machina, Cobra Krames, Ibe, Morsy, Teenwolf, and good ol DJO. More fire more fire more fire!

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The Beatards X Clockwork

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So we got together with Clockwork to come up with the Moombahton remix of our song Tramp. This joint is a banger so clear off the scrubs doing a lame two step and grab something soft to get squishy with. Caution 1:13 might cause some spontaneous tenting.
Click the link to check it out!

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Beatards X Pepsi X

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Um.... So I wonder how many people get laid at these things...

Yes, that is a Beatards Instrumental from our soon to be released album, IM THE DJ.

Beatards on TV

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Lately we have been doing a lot of licensing to TV, if you watched any of the Kardashian shows, or the Real World you have heard our stuff! Here is a clip from the upcoming season of The Hard Times of RJ Berger, we have one of our songs on this hilarious show...

How many times have you been in this situation. Guys, may I suggest practicing and really getting to understand the intricacies of the double loop???